This Facebook update from PassiveAggressiveNotes.com is pretty funny, but I laughed the hardest at the description:
As an early holiday gift to you, I present the current leading candidate in the race for “douchecanoe of the year”…
Douchecanoe is officially my new favorite word.

As an early holiday gift to you, I present the current leading candidate in the race for “douchecanoe of the year”…
Douchecanoe is officially my new favorite word.

Damn, Shoshana, get a grip, and get your story straight. Did people get you gifts or not? If it's only a few people, why not let it slide and assume they don't have the money to get you as lavish a gift as you'd like.
Shoshana is probably one of those brides that got pre-printed Thank You cards so she wouldn't have to do any work after her Big Day.
Have a great weekend! Watch those Facebook updates because you never know who's watching and screencapping...
-Kay